I was talking to a friend a few weeks ago when she told me about her impending retirement.
“What are you going to do with your free time?” I asked.
“I’m going to volunteer at the local hospital,” she said.
“That’s great! What do you want to do?” I asked.
“I’m not sure, but I figure they’ll give me something,” she said.
I wished her well in her new endeavor, but I knew that her volunteer position would not last two months. Six weeks later, she was back on her couch.